Florida’s favorite pain in the ass is back at it.

I just filed paperwork under my Church of Satanology and Perpetual Soirée asking the state to bless a vaxxed-only business policy. If Christians, Jews, Druids, or SpongeBob SquarePants get religious carve-outs to dodge vaccines, then Satanologists damn sure get the right to keep anti-science plague rats out of our shops.

This isn’t about health codes, it’s about hypocrisy. Florida’s Surgeon Quack Ladapo already hands out religious exemptions like Halloween candy. So I’m flipping the script. If your faith lets you risk measles and mumps, my faith says you can take your sniffles to the curb.

Same playbook I used on DeSantis’ book ban. Remember when I filed to ban the Bible? Guess what, Ronnie folded and rewrote his own law. Bureaucracy loves to protect itself, until someone like me comes along and weaponizes it against itself.

Call it trolling. Call it malicious compliance. I call it Tuesday.

Miami New Times covered it here:
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/broward-activist-seeks-vaxxed-only-business-policy-trolls-florida-23967616