Ron DeSantis just made the St. Patrick's Day Parade illegal. You're welcome.

When the going gets stupid, you can expect me to show up.

Fort Lauderdale's been boozing up St. Paddy's Day since 1967. SB 1134 takes effect January 1, 2027. I've served the demand letter. I've filed the records requests. Eight custodians. Every contract, every fee waiver, every "Erin Go Bragh" tweet on the taxpayer's dime.

Broward, you're next. The Greek Festival, Caribbean Heritage events, Juneteenth at your local rec center — all of it sitting in the same crosshairs.

I didn't write this law. I'm merely the human version of the unlubed dildo of consequences.

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