DAE keep a coffee mug in the shower to dip their balls in it?

Nevermind how I found out. But it turns out that letting your nuts float in their own little bath tub for a moment feels pretty good. I recommend a Tervis Tumbler that says Myrtle Beach on it even though you've never been there. Don't use ceramic or glass or anything that could possibly break while you are, again, dipping your testicals into it. Don't picture mine though. I'm just some 50 year old dude with 50 year old balls. Some gray hairs sprinkled among the rest because of course that happens. You're better off picturing your own, of those of a favorite person.