Miami-Dade, you’ve seen it all, but here’s a new one.

Miami-Dade, you’ve seen it all, but here’s a new one.

I just filed paperwork under my Church of Satanology and Perpetual Soirée asking Florida to bless a vaxxed-only business policy. Yep, Miami restaurants, clubs, and cafecitos for the vaccinated only.

Why? Because if the state hands out religious exemptions for anti-vaxxers, then my faith demands the opposite. My religion says keep the plague rats outside. If Christians get carve-outs, so do Satanologists. Equal treatment, folks.

Same energy I brought when I tried to ban the Bible in schools. DeSantis cracked, rewrote his own law, and blamed me personally. Bureaucracy hates when you use its own rules against it. Which is exactly why I keep doing it.

So imagine a vaxxed-only Calle Ocho, a clean club scene in Wynwood, or a Marlins game where you’re not dodging COVID coughers. That’s religious liberty, Miami-style.

Full story’s here:
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/broward-activist-seeks-vaxxed-only-business-policy-trolls-florida-23967616